☕😵‍💫DAY: 19 - Bad Morning Guys | Monday Diaries

19-01-2026

Bad morning guys…
kaisa raha aapka Monday?
Mera?
Mera toh full huggu day tha 💀

Subah-subah ek toh uthne ka mann nahi karta 😴upar se ammi ki daant — bina breakfast⚡saara mood off ho gaya....
Phir bhag-bhag ke office jaana 🏃‍♀️kidney dard karti hui,saans chadhti hui,aur mai sikayat karti hue 😭kab sudhrungi mai..

Office pohonch ke TL aate hi —“Target kya hai?”Bhai mujhe aaj-kal sirf ek hi jan par crush hai
aur woh hai meri Pinky Madam 💗✨
Saheli ji toh aaj aayi hi nahi thi,
toh poore din ka eklauta happy moment bas Pinky Madam hi thi 💕

Ghar aakar feel hua —battery bilkul low 🔋charge hone ke liye ya tohaccha khana chahiye
ya phir accha moment 🌸Moments toh aaj-kal mil nahi rahe,

lekin khana…woh toh mil hi jaata hai 😑Aur charge karne ke naam pe kya mila?
🎃 Pumpkin ki sabzi
⚫ Kali masoor dal
🍚 Rice

Pasand?Bilkul nahi ❌
Par kya kare…duniya mein aaye hain toh zinda rehne ke liye khana, khana hi padega
aur daant + gaali galoch free mein sunni hi padegi 😤

Kabhi-kabhi main apni complaints likhte-likhte
sochti hoon — shayad Allah upar se bol rahe honge:“Is bandi ka laptop chheen lo…warna yeh roz bill bana-bana ke bhejti rahegi” 😂🙏
Par kya kare,
complainer hoon main — accepting ..

Duniya toh waise bhi dhakke de rahi hai,aur ab body bhi bol rahi hai —“Baby aur dhakke khao” 💥
Headache 🤕
Eye pain 👀
Nerves ka pain ⚡
sab start ho gaya.

Toh maine bhar-bhar ke baalon mein oil laga di 🫗aur behan se kaha —“Zara massage kar de” 💆‍♀️

EK BAAT TOH CLEAR HAI ❗Main life mein kabhi maid nahi rakhungi chahe ghar bhangar wale ke quota ka ho 🤣 par CARETAKER ZAROOR RAKHUNGI 😌
Office se aau, mere baalon mein tel laga de,nahana pasand nahi toh nehla de 🚿back body ki gand ghis ghis ke nikaal de 😭haath-pair mein tel laga de, aur main bas…mast so jaaun 😴✨

Bhai,life ho toh aisi ho 💯

Aur haan… dimaag mein abhi aur bhi bahut kuch hai 🤯par late ho raha hai ⏰
aur abhi main gareeb hoon 💸ameer hone ke liye jaldi sona aur subah office jaana zaroori hai 😤

Byeee…
12:08 am 🌙
This is pagal kali 🤡
Good good night 💜
Love you!!! 😘💫